Captain Brad Johnsen as he has been know for the better part of his life, now takes to the rigrus bisness od entertaining the masses with theepic series entitled

Catsmash

And what shaped the man you have come to love? Well he was formed and chizzeled from the Bearness of winter toil and blossomed from the combat of New York Harbor rising from the shallow mireiness that nearly drowned him.

And often rising to the ranks of greatest loving captain on the estern sea, Capt. Brad retired his eplets to Bask inteh Grey Sun of Seattle WA, and enjoy the finerys of accomplishment.

Oh but trouble returned in the form of a deadly disease that nearly Killed him if it weren't for the arrival of a one misses Pepe de la hoya, who with her strange cat powers cured Brad of his fear. And now they have greater fight on their hands and paws the fight for greatest.